ELYSSA JAKIM
THE COPY GLOW UP
HIRE A HUMAN TO MAKE YOUR COPY Crush AGAIN
FOR THE FOUNDER WHO KNOWS COPY IS King (OR Queen, IF YOU WILL 👑)
For the brave one who wants to stop outsourcing to AI. The innovator who wants a copy ninja in your corner who can tell you, this is golden, it's time to ship it! The wise one who wants to take FULL advantage of this time when NOBODY cares anymore — to share compelling, raw, real, feral, beautiful, artful human conversion copy. Writing that's ALIVE enough to shake the internet world out of its slumber and restore your ICA's faith in your voice, message, and ability to deliver results. Because your people miss the real thing, and your bank account misses their faith in you.
And even if you don't use AI much, this is a time to be nimble, strategic, and different… because it's clear the way we do business is asking for a SHAKE UP.
LET’S FACE IT
With the AI rollout, everyone's messaging feels a bit stale, cringe-y, and borderline creepy these days. Which means you have an incredible opportunity to inspire your people with the potency of what you have to say. NOT a robot. It's you, babe. It's always been you.
And I'm the last standing, last unicorn OG conversion copywriter who's never used generative AI — who's crazy enough about words and the work to help you spin this sitch into gold. ✨✨✨
So…
LET'S GLOW THIS MOTHER UP
GIVE ME SOME COPY THAT NEEDS AN Expert SET OF EYES, OPTIMIZATIONS, OR JUST AIN’T CONVERTING, AND WE’LL TURN IT ALL THE WAY UP!!! 💅
HOW THE COPY GLOW UP WORKS:
STEP 1:
LIGHT IT UP
Kickoff
You fill me in on your offer, copy needs, message, and ecosystem (I'll send you a questionnaire that makes everything easeful, and lets me drop in with you, right away).
From there…
We kick things off with a 30 minute strategy call to sync on your glow-up goals and copy needs.
STEP 2:
GLOW IT UP
Copy Production
This is where the magic (aka human writing) happens. I go into my creative copy cave and GLOW IT UP! ✍️
✨Copy production takes 2-3 weeks. ✨
Once I deliver, you review, and you get 1 round of revisions to make sure your fresh new copy sits right in your body and lights you UP.
STEP 3:
AMP IT UP
Optimization
Once we have a chance to see how your fresh new copy is performing, we'll get together for a 30 minute optimization call.
We can chat analytics, how to amp things up even more, and dig into overall insights + your highest yield opportunities for your messaging moving forward.
* If the copy you'd like me to Glow Up doesn't perfectly fit into one of the above buckets, get in touch to discuss a bespoke bucket for you (email me at elyssa@elyssajakim.com to tell me what's up)*
HOW THE COPY GLOW UP WORKS:
STEP 1:
LIGHT IT UP
Kickoff
You fill me in on your offer, copy needs, message, and ecosystem (I'll send you a questionnaire that makes everything easeful, and lets me drop in with you, right away).
From there…
We kick things off with a 30 minute strategy call to sync on your glow-up goals and copy needs.
STEP 2:
GLOW IT UP
Copy Production
This is where the magic (aka human writing) happens. I go into my creative copy cave and GLOW IT UP! ✍️
✨Copy production takes 2-3 weeks. ✨
Once I deliver, you review, and you get 1 round of revisions to make sure your fresh new copy sits right in your body and lights you UP.
STEP 3:
AMP IT UP
Optimization
Once we have a chance to see how your fresh new copy is performing, we'll get together for a 30 minute optimization call.
We can chat analytics, how to amp things up even more, and dig into overall insights + your highest yield opportunities for your messaging moving forward.
* If the copy you'd like me to Glow Up doesn't perfectly fit into one of the above buckets, get in touch to discuss a bespoke bucket for you (email me at elyssa@elyssajakim.com to tell me what's up)*
YOUR VOICE IS Irreplaceable
My job as the human you hire is to use proven conversion copy strategies + YOUR fully expressed voice and message + the voice of your customer to create copy that does its job. Because conversion copywriting is an art that I've spent almost every day of the last 5 years and 1000s of hours mastering (after getting an MFA in Screenwriting).
Let's replace AI and together remind your dream clients, customers, and audience that you and your message are frankly IRREPLACEABLE.
IT ME:
Hi, I'm Elyssa Jakim (uh-leesa Jah-keem), non-AI conversion copywriter, creative marketing strategist, + brand voice expert for world-class, rebellious brands that give a damn.
I specialize in writing for visionary thought leaders, best-selling authors, and world-renowned wellness brands in the personal development, online coaching, and digital course space.
I'm thrilled that you're here!
A storyteller to the core, I've got an M.F.A. in Screenwriting at UCLA and hold a B.A. from Harvard in Visual Environmental Studies (aka Media Studies) with a citation in French and a minor in English.
I've written mountains of high-performing conversion copy for iconic brands + leaders including: Kelly Brogan, Madelyn Moon, Eyla Cuenca, Chanti Zak, All Connected Agency, The Numinous, Noma Life, and many more.
I midwifed Kelly Brogan's new book The Reclaimed Woman.
And I'm currently the core email writer for a 7-figure Shilajit brand.
I'm also a multipassionate, multihyphenate, yogi, toddler mama, devotee of divine mother, energy healer, former actress, and film nerd who lives in a historic home in Middle Georgia. Can you tell I'm a manifesting generator?! 😂
IT’S TIME TO:
LET. IT. GLOW.
(AS ALCHEMICAL AS YOUR WORK, AND Unforgettable AS YOUR MESSAGE
LET’S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS TIME WHEN MOST COPY IS GENERIC, DULL, AND SNOOZE-INDUCING
AND BRING YOUR FIERCELY Alive TRUE-TO-YOU VOICE BACK TO THE PAGE.
If you’re in (or you want to chat it out), hit me up at: elyssa@elyssajakim.com
With luminous copy love & winter warmth,
– XO Elyssa, Non-AI Conversion Copywriter