ELYSSA JAKIM
THE COPY GLOW UP
HIRE A HUMAN TO MAKE YOUR COPY Crush AGAIN
FOR THE FOUNDER WHO KNOWS COPY IS King (OR Queen, IF YOU WILL 👑)
For the brave one who wants to stop outsourcing to AI. The innovator who wants a copy ninja in your corner who can tell you, this is golden, it's time to ship it! The wise one who wants to take FULL advantage of this time when NOBODY cares anymore — to share compelling, raw, real, feral, beautiful, artful human conversion copy. Writing that's ALIVE enough to shake the internet world out of its slumber and restore your ICA's faith in your voice, message, and ability to deliver results. Because your people miss the real thing, and your bank account misses their faith in you.
And even if you don't use AI much, this is a time to be nimble, strategic, and different… because it's clear the way we do business is asking for a SHAKE UP.
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"Elyssa has a rare gift—the ability to translate the essence of your message in your voice with the expertise of a seasoned marketer in a style that feels relatable and real. Working with her has been an effortless pleasure, every time!”
—KELLY BROGAN, NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING AUTHOR, CEO, KELLY BROGAN MD
LET’S FACE IT
With the AI rollout, everyone's messaging feels a bit stale, cringe-y, and borderline creepy these days. Which means you have an incredible opportunity to inspire your people with the potency of what you have to say. NOT a robot. It's you, babe. It's always been you.
And I'm the last standing, last unicorn OG conversion copywriter who's never used generative AI — who's crazy enough about words and the work to help you spin this sitch into gold. ✨✨✨
So…
LET'S GLOW THIS MOTHER UP
Give me some copy that needs an expert set of eyes, optimizations, or just ain't converting, and we'll turn it all the way UP!!! 💅 💅 💅
HOW THE COPY GLOW UP WORKS:
STEP 1:
LIGHT IT UP
Kickoff
You fill me in on your offer, copy glow up needs, message, and ecosystem (I'll send you a questionnaire that makes everything easeful, and lets me drop in with you, right away).
From there…
We kick things off with a 30 minute strategy call to sync on your strategy so your new copy can crush.
STEP 2:
GLOW IT UP
Copy Production
This is where the magic (aka human writing) happens. I go into my creative copy cave and GLOW IT UP! ✍️
✨Copy production takes 2-3 weeks. ✨
Once I deliver, you review, and you get 1 round of revisions to make sure your fresh new copy sits right in your body and lights you UP.
STEP 3:
AMP IT UP
Optimization
Once we have a chance to see how your fresh new copy is performing, we'll get together for a 30 minute optimization call.
We can chat analytics, how to amp things up even more, and dig into overall insights + your highest yield opportunities for your messaging moving forward.
HOW THE COPY GLOW UP WORKS:
STEP 1:
LIGHT IT UP
Kickoff
You fill me in on your offer, copy needs, message, and ecosystem (I'll send you a questionnaire that makes everything easeful, and lets me drop in with you, right away).
From there…
We kick things off with a 30 minute strategy call to sync on your glow-up goals and copy needs.
STEP 2:
GLOW IT UP
Copy Production
This is where the magic (aka human writing) happens. I go into my creative copy cave and GLOW IT UP! ✍️
✨Copy production takes 2-3 weeks. ✨
Once I deliver, you review, and you get 1 round of revisions to make sure your fresh new copy sits right in your body and lights you UP.
STEP 3:
AMP IT UP
Optimization
Once we have a chance to see how your fresh new copy is performing, we'll get together for a 30 minute optimization call.
We can chat analytics, how to amp things up even more, and dig into overall insights + your highest yield opportunities for your messaging moving forward.
LE MENU 🥂
GLOW UP OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM:
The Glow Up is designed to makeover ONE major asset in your ecosystem.
ONE
Goddess Landing
This is a mini funnel. A landing page + up to 5 emails (and/or ads!)
Perfect for:
A launch conversion event page + invite emails
A short sales page + accompanying emails
An opt in/TOFU flow
TWO
Opalescent One Pager
One page. This could be a key web page or a long-form sales page.
If your web pages are short, I can cover up to 3.
THREE
Electric Emails (& Amped Up Ads)
I will glow up an email sequence of up to 10 emails (and/or ads). Perfect for a welcome sequence, sales sequence, launch sequence, a bundle of ads, or a sundry assortment of emails and ads.
If you have a full launch or funnel that needs more love → check out the Full spectrum Audit.
FOUR
Full Spectrum Audit
Ideal if you want an expert to assess your full funnel (From lead magnet through welcome sequence, a full launch funnel, a full website, a full launch email sequence). Here I'll give you a review of your highest yield opportunities for copy improvements, and suggest updates to the most important places – Hero sections of pages, subject lines, and do a light, dusting sparkle. This is more to assess where your copy is dropping off, what is working well, and suggest the biggest places for improvement, than a full rewrite. However it will give you deep insight into what and how to optimize and uplevel. And I'll sparkle up your copy too!
YOU GET:
30-minute Kickoff Strategy Call
A Glow Up (aka a Conversion-Copy Minded Rewrite/Edit) of one major asset
A and B variations of key sections of the asset for testing (hero section, subject lines).
One round of revisions
A 30-minute debrief and optimization strategy call
YOUR INVESTMENT:
$2500 USD
Payment Options Available At Checkout
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“Working with Elyssa is effortless in the best way possible. She has an incredible gift for taking scattered, half-formed ideas and transforming them into clear, powerful copy that truly lands... and more importantly, converts.”
Her work extends beyond language... she decodes your audience with precision and identifies what stirs them at their core. The result is copy that feels authentic to you , but resonates deeply with the people you want to reach.
—SUZANNE MOSCOVITZ, MARKETING COO
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“Elyssa writes such specific personality-driven copy that clients can’t believe how easily — and how well — she captures their voice.”
She’s great to work with, too. She approaches every project with a can-do attitude. On top of that, she’s reliable, trustworthy and easy to talk to. If you’re considering hiring a copywriter, I can’t recommend Elyssa enough. You’ll be in the (kindest) expert hands!”
—AMY POSNER, CONVERSION COPYWRITER & COPY CHIEF
YOUR VOICE IS Irreplaceable
My job as the human you hire is to use proven conversion copy strategies + YOUR fully expressed voice and message + the voice of your customer to create copy that does its job. Because conversion copywriting is an art that I've spent almost every day of the last 5 years and 1000s of hours mastering (after getting an MFA in Screenwriting).
Let's replace AI and together remind your dream clients, customers, and audience that you and your message are frankly IRREPLACEABLE.
IT ME:
Hi, I'm Elyssa Jakim (uh-leesa Jah-keem), non-AI conversion copywriter, creative marketing strategist, + brand voice expert for world-class, rebellious brands that give a damn.
I specialize in writing for visionary thought leaders, best-selling authors, and world-renowned wellness brands in the personal development, online coaching, and digital course space.
I'm thrilled that you're here!
A storyteller to the core, I've got an M.F.A. in Screenwriting at UCLA and hold a B.A. from Harvard in Visual Environmental Studies (aka Media Studies) with a citation in French and a minor in English.
I've written mountains of high-performing conversion copy for iconic brands + leaders including: Kelly Brogan, Madelyn Moon, Eyla Cuenca, Chanti Zak, All Connected Agency, The Numinous, Noma Life, and many more.
I midwifed Kelly Brogan's new book The Reclaimed Woman.
And I'm currently the core email writer for a 7-figure Shilajit brand.
I'm also a multipassionate, multihyphenate, yogi, toddler mama, devotee of divine mother, energy healer, former actress, and film nerd who lives in a historic home in Middle Georgia. Can you tell I'm a manifesting generator?! 😂
IT’S TIME TO:
LET. IT. GLOW.
AS ALCHEMICAL AS YOUR WORK, AND Unforgettable AS YOUR MESSAGE
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“Okay WOW! Being that I've written many of my own pages and emails for years, I never fully understood why having a copywriter, a true blue trained copywriter, would be supportive to my business.”
I finally got the nudge when one of my friends introduced me to Elyssa's work and I said okay let's give it a go. Hiring Elyssa's support was THE MISSING KEY to easeful sales for my offers and programs. Not only did she take a massive weight off my shoulders by taking this off my plate, but she has a way of literally revealing to you the depths of your own work (to you and to others) through her words.
My launches have produced way more money than prior to hiring Elyssa because she sells, explains, showcases and holds your messages with such pristine reverence. She's a gift to any bizz, take the leap babes.
—MADELYN MOON, SOMATIC FACILITATOR + ENERGETIC MASTERY
FAQS
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The Glow Up is truly an Edit/Polish/Glow Up/Optimization for Conversion Copy That Crushes.
It's perfect for you if you have an offer that's not converting the way you'd like for optimization. Or you're launching something new, have poured your heart into the copy and are ready to hand it off to a messaging, voice, and persuasive sales copy expert to give it a chef's kiss level of conversion done-ness… so that you and your business can see a meaningful difference!
The Glow Up is not a full-spectrum from-scratch done for you copy project (which means it’s not a good fit if you only have a rough first draft), which is why I can offer this at $2500, half of the typical entry fee for from-scratch projects. -
All good, let's see how we can make this a perfect fit for you! Get in touch via my copywriting client application to discuss a bespoke bucket for you, or if another project would suit.
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As soon as you book your Glow Up, we'll get your kickoff call on the books. This is at the minimum 1 week post booking so you have time to send me your onboarding questionnaire (where you'll share things like the copy you'd like to Glow Up, best performing copy & content, brand guidelines, highest intentions for the Glow Up). That way I have all the intel I need to dig in on our strategy call.
Since this is a human-written offer, please note that kickoff start dates vary based on availability (these book up fast!)
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For sure! I offer full spectrum launch and funnel engagements, quizzes, optimizations, brand voice guides for your team, and nurturing email retainers. I'm also a Launch Consultant, Book Mentor, & Holistic Marketing Consultant.Reach out to me at elyssa@elyssajakim.com to connect.
LET’S TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS TIME WHEN MOST COPY IS GENERIC, DULL, AND SNOOZE-INDUCING
AND BRING YOUR FIERCELY Alive TRUE-TO-YOU VOICE BACK TO THE PAGE.
With luminous copy love,
– XO Elyssa, Last Unicorn Non-Ai Conversion Copywriter
MORE KIND WORDS FROM VISIONARY LEADERS
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“Elyssa has deep expertise in the wellness space. She understands the culture right out of the gate. It’s been super valuable to work with someone who doesn’t have a learning curve in that area.”
Most copywriters don’t come in with such a high level, strategic, deep brand understanding. On a strictly process level, working with Elyssa is easy and enjoyable, which is quite unique. Not only does she have a great attitude, but she’s incredibly communicative and responsive. She always delivers when she says she will.
Given everything I have to juggle, it’s a relief to know that once I ask her for something, I don’t have to think about it again. I just know it’s going to happen. It’s clear to me that we wouldn’t be where we are without her copy and her strategy."
—WILL VAN SICKLE, CO-FOUNDER, NOMA
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"It's hard to put into words just how talented, whip smart, empathic, original, and capable Elyssa is, but I'll give it a shot.
Elyssa has helped me on countless projects for high 7 and 8-figure brands and helped create quizzes that have led to hundreds of thousands of leads for our clients. I trust her implicitly to help lead our other team members and junior writers in refining and improving their work.
She's a strategic powerhouse with no shortage of brilliant ideas.
But most importantly, she has the most calming, compassionate, loving presence which makes working with her a true joy and permeates through all the work that she does. She is too good for this world so pay her whatever she asks and consider yourself blessed."
— CHANTELLE ZAKARIASEN, CEO, CHANTI ZAK