HOME OF THE LAST UNICORN NON-AI COPYWRITER
Own Your Voice
To Amplify Deeply Human Artistry
In the Age of AI
with mystical Harvard Grad, Elyssa Jakim (uh-leesa jah-keem)
“IT’S HARD TO PUT INTO WORDS JUST HOW TALENTED, ORIGINAL, AND WHIP SMART ELYSSA IS, BUT I’LL GIVE IT A SHOT.”
“Elyssa is a strategic powerhouse with no shortage of brilliant ideas. She has helped me on countless projects for high 7 and 8-figure brands and helped create quizzes that have led to hundreds of thousands of leads for our clients.”
CHANTELLE ZAKARIASEN
CEO, CHANTI ZAK MARKETING INC.
hey
Is This You?
You’re a powerhouse leader who wants your launches to feel more like art
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You want your writing to carry more of your creative expression, while expanding your revenue at the same time.
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You want to protect and steward your voice as the most powerful asset in your business in the age of ai
And above all?
You're looking to go from a leader who writes to an artist who leads.
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here’s the thing
with the slop of it all…the leaders who are going to rocket in 2027 are the ones that own, steward, cultivate & protect their voice as the greatest asset in their business.
HANG ON
Who IS Elyssa, Really?
(& How Do I Pronounce Her Name?)
HEY, DEAR!
i’m elyssa
Last Unicorn Non-Ai Conversion Copywriter, Writing Coach, Scholar of Boudoirs and Dressing Rooms Hi there, I'm Elyssa (sounds like "uh-leesa") Jakim. I'm a marketing strategist, copy chief, non-ai conversion copywriter, and brand voice expert (with 13+ years writing content in the wellness/personal development space). I'm thrilled that you're here!
A storyteller to the core, I've got an M.F.A. in Screenwriting at UCLA and hold a B.A. from Harvard in Visual Environmental Studies (aka Media Studies) with a citation in French and a minor in English.
I co-wrote The Reclaimed Woman with New York Times Best Selling author Kelly Brogan, taught writing at U.C.L.A., and personally copy-coached countless entrepreneurs.
I have been writing for high-performing, conversion copy for 6-8+ figure coaching industry leaders, visionary entrepreneurs, thought leaders, best-selling authors, coaches, and course creators since 2021. Including: Kelly Brogan, Madelyn Moon, Tracy Litt, Eyla Cuenca, a 7 figure Shilajit brand, several Hay House authors, and many more.
My hardcore conversion copy marketing background & How I work with powerhouse industry leaders
From 2023-2026, I cofounded full-spectrum digital marketing agency All Connected Agency where I co-hosted the Softpreneur Podcast, Holistic Business Society, and ran copy projects. A startup environment, my role ranged from copy chiefing to brand strategy to client management to business development to content to brand strategy.
From March 2021-September 2022, I was a lead writer on Chanti Zak's team: Writing quiz funnels, email welcome sequences, launch sequences, ads, sales pages, websites and everything in between for world-changing coaches, consultants, and course creators. I've written on projects for Jenna Kutcher, Amy Porterfield, Tracy Litt, Jay Clouse, and numerous others.
Since 2013, I've written extensively on wellness, culture, film and theatre. I've been published in Mind Body Green, The Numinous, The Huffington Post, MUBI, and Theatre for a New Audience, among others.
The Ways I Currently Work With Industry Leaders:
Done for you Copy Projects & Optimizations (Launches, Sales Pages, Funnels, Email Strategist):
Fractional CMO Work & Marketing Consulting as a Messaging & Brand Voice Specialist
1:1 Creative Mentorship to Own Your Voice & Amplify Your Fully Expressed Body of Work In the Age of AI
To work with me, get in touch:
Shoot me a DM on Instagram
a handful of facts about me
A HANDFUL OF FACTS ABOUT ME
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I'm into meditation, movies, kindness, and tea.
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I’d rather go backwards in time than be pushed into some artificial future. I anti-ai’d so hard I manifested a historic home to write from. Located in middle Georgia, my husband is a material culture scholar and we’re aiming to turn this house into a museum. Stewardship and sovereignty are important to me.
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With my husband, I’m creating a homestead in the model of Paramhansa’s Yogananda’s World Brotherhood Colony. We’re crafting a life connected to nature, fueled by medicinal herb gardening and guided by meditation.
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I’ve been known to push wordplay and puns really (really!) far. I am a fierce feral human writer and with a mercury in aries I’ve learned that when I write for myself — channel, don’t edit.
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My mom's a Shakespeare scholar and my dad translates Russian theology so I guess you can say I grew up in a literary environment and I was literally born to be a non-ai last unicorn writer. I also started talking to my mom about the “Lady God” at age 5 and know I am here for the divine feminine, feminine storytelling, a world of texture and beauty, and the creative muse.
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I'm super passionate about marketing as a tool for transformation, entrepreneurship as a spiritual practice, and actually obsessed with providing a higher standard of copy, service, and organization than most “marketers” deliver. I also pray over people in business meetings, an energy healer, prayer adapted from Yogananda’s divine mother healing prayer is one of my deepest modalities.
ABOVE ALL: I value the personal exchange: being attentive, showing up, bringing positivity, and going above and beyond for my clients. (I think that’s why most of the clients I’ve worked with are still with me.)
Aligning with your brand, tapping into what you’re here to do, and helping to tell your story is what sparks and inspires me.
I would love to help you find success, fulfillment, and freedom through skillful, creative communication. I'm always seeking ways to live closer to the Earth and her wisdom. If you're making things that bring people more deeply into their bodies, hearts, homes, and hearths… it would be my honour to help bring out your message to the people who need it most.
Here’s to collaborating on the story of your future abundance!
xo Elyssa
IF THIS IS RESONATING
Chances Are This Would Be a Truly Aligned Collaboration
Lucky for you I’m a true blue non-ai conversion copywriter who’s feral enough to help you stand out like a beacon of bright light in a sea of sameness, and own your voice like never before. For more soul, and more soulful sales!
If you’re here because you want me on your copy, fill in my intake form below to get this conversation started. Or contact me directly for my full cv and samples.
"ELYSSA HAS DEEP EXPERTISE IN THE WELLNESS SPACE”
She understands the culture and the customers right out of the gate. It’s been super valuable to work with someone who doesn’t have a learning curve in that area.
Beyond her excellent copy, Elyssa guided our startup luxury ecommerce brand through a soup-to-nuts, strategic branding process.
Her capabilities with brand development are rare. Most copywriters don’t come in with such a high level, strategic, deep brand understanding.
On a strictly process level, working with Elyssa is easy and enjoyable, which is quite unique. Not only does she have a great attitude, but she’s incredibly communicative and responsive. She always delivers when she says she will.
Given everything I have to juggle, it’s a relief to know that once I ask her for something, I don’t have to think about it again. I just know it’s going to happen.
It’s clear to me that we wouldn’t be where we are without her copy and her strategy."
WILL VAN SICKLE
CO-FOUNDER, NOMA
“ELYSSA IS A TALENTED COPYWRITER. HER COPY JUST SINGS!”
Elyssa has a natural creativity that when combined with best practices and copy theory, results in a sort of copy alchemy.
She often writes copy for companies that promote wellness — that means writing about the dream state the reader will achieve -- and that’s no small feat. Yet, she manages to do it brilliantly well. In fact, she writes such specific personality-driven copy that clients can’t believe how easily — and how well — she captures their voice.
She’s great to work with, too. She approaches every project with a can-do attitude. On top of that, she’s reliable, trustworthy and easy to talk to. If you’re considering hiring a copywriter, I can’t recommend Elyssa enough. You’ll be in the (kindest) expert hands!”
AMY POSNER
CONVERSION COPYWRITER & COPY CHIEF
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“people reach out after every email.”
I see marketing as an alignment of strategy, intuition, and story. I love the finer points of voice analysis, funnel strategy, market research, conversion copy best practices, and brand voice.
FROM SCREENWRITING TO RUNNING GODDESS WORKSHOPS TO SHARING INTUITIVE ENERGY WORK 1:1, I AM A HEALING ARTIST.
I love connecting with fellow earth and spirit-centered entrepreneurs who wish to make beauty and weave webs of wonder wherever they go. In my book, "work" is just a placeholder word for the deeper service you offer, and I want to honour you, your passion, and the gifts you share with the world.
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“People reach out after every email to let me know how much the content resonates with them.”
Elyssa is proactive, organized, and a fantastic writer. She's able to take my notes and turn them into newsletter gold, with virtually no additional direction from me.
She just gets it, and having her on the team has brought so much value to Numinous Books.
— Ruby Warrington, Author & Founder of The Numinous Books
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"The changes Elyssa has helped me implement are already making my business more successful."
Elyssa's approach to her craft is full of life, and having her as my guide has made me even more excited about my business, which is an invaluable gift. Not only is she masterful in her work, but her love for what she does is contagious.
Elyssa has helped me describe my offering in a way that feels more eloquent and authentic, as well as more appealing to potential clients. In working with Elyssa, I feel deeply supported in walking this road of entrepreneurship---working with her means having not only an expert on my side, but also an incredible friend cheering me on as I go. I plan on being Elyssa's client for a very long time.”
— Lyndsey Harrington, Founder of The Wingmakers Project
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“Elyssa's email copy was responsible for 75% of my course signups."”
Her work is how I reached my goal! And, she’s a joy to work with – she responds quickly, is positive and supportive and her research revealed the key messages that made the campaign so successful.
She also shared some of the ‘tricks of the trade’ and her knowledge of best practices have helped me get clearer on my marketing strategy. I’ll be using everything I learned going forward.
— Ashley Davis, Founder of Tonic Herb Shop & The Sacred Garden School of Herbalism
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The spiritual spiral dance that is stepping into greater leadership & self-expression
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Working with your creative muse for maximum potency
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Whether you're writing to generate sales, working on your memoir, launching your substack, or looking to fuel your body of work right now…
I thoroughly believe that the leaders who are going to rocket in the next year are the ones that own, steward, cultivate and protect their voices and the greatest asset they possess.
When trust is at an all time low, the industry leaders who are brave enough to share their unique voice and perspective without holding back are the ones who are still winning and will keep winning.
Because people want you, your voice, and your spark of aliveness. From the experience of my favorite clients, when we bring more of your unfiltered artist voice into your launches and messaging in even deeper ways, it has MASSIVE impact on your business
ITS TIME TO GO FROM A LEADER WHO WRITES TO AN ARTIST WHO LEADS (FOR BETTER SALES WITH WAY MORE SOUL), AND I’M HERE TO HELP YOU FLOURISH IN DEEPLY FUN AND PLEASURABLE WAYS.
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